A Stroke of Genius

sassykardashian:

*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)

(Source: sassykardashian)

brokje:

divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

causeallidoisdance:

risemboolrangersofficial:

h3yt3r3z1:

Vic Mignogna signed my Death Note three years ago. I think it’s defective…

Defective? Don’t forget that writing a name in the death note WITHOUT a description of death will result in a heart attack. Writing it WITH a description of death will make it follow those guidelines.

By writing ‘Don’t Kill Me!’ in your Deathnote, Vic has essentially made himself immortal. Congratulations! ;)

There is a God and it is Vic

Romeo can’t really be blamed for Ophelia’s death.

Senior English major on a Shakespeare final. (via minininny)

WELL THEY’RE NOT WRONG

(via fadeastride)

(Source: cherries-jubilee)

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

malefactum:

video games have given me an unrealistic view of how easy it is to run across european rooftops

(Source: centuiries)

meanplastic:

MY FUCKING FAVORITE VINE

oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]